February 2012
.cicada.highwater.: Ladies →
disgustinghuman:
blobrob:
dcannn:
trust me, you will still get attention keeping your clothes on in tumblr posts!
cliche as it is, if you don’t respect yourself you shouldn’t expect that any guy will treat you any way other than a piece of meat
i expect guys to be mature…
Ladies can take their clothes off and respect themselves at the same time.
youngstero:
this handshake tastes like HANDS
wheeze-the-juice:
sky high is the best movie that exists
can we like get married
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Fun Fact!
bastardfromabasket:
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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Phouto
M‘Quote
Libnk
Chalt
Aurdio
(Video.)
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someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
regular invader zim fans: Weep openly in the streets
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Cursing, crying, and drawn-out fights: March 1st... →
tandemtricycle:
feliciano-kun:
supershinypegacorn:
alfredfjonesversustheworld:
sandrobotticelli:
gueyprince:
buttpilgrim:
greenbrowngirl:
Show your love of butt!
-Write poems about butts
- Write songs about butts
- Take pictures of your…
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today was..
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wheeze-the-juice:
the fact that some people find the muppets unpleasant or annoying literally inspires me to jump off a cliff
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the producer of The Artist
looks like TROY FUCKING WAGNER.
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i’m not gonna get to take a nap before work..
thank you academy
thank you.
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i d'awed so hardcore
when they showed jason segel’s cute wittle face after the muppets won for best original song
god he’s so passionate about the muppets i just wanna cry
a;dsklfjasdf so cute
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holy sheet
i dunno if anyone else is watching the oscars but shit
that cirque du soleil shit was
oh my god
-fans-
shit
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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thing i hate
my online world geo class.
what does my teacher do? “read this section. report what interests you. must be at least a paragraph.”
NOTHING INTERESTS ME, HOW AM I GOING TO MAKE A PARAGRAPH OUT OF NOTHING?
WRITE NOTHING SEVENTY TIMES?
then what does he do “don’t forget about test 2”
what, test? when am i supposed to take this test by? you’re not going to tell...